These Colors Don’t Run: Afghanistan Edition

It’s sad when you already know what people are going to say when you tell them that staying in Afghanistan today is as stupid and pointless now as it was in 2003, or 2009, or 2011. They’re going to say “but look what happened in Iraq,” relying on their audience’s lack of understanding of or interest in the two countries to allow that logic to stand as a reason why we should continue keeping boots on the ground. They’re going to say “but what about the Taliban,” as though a grassroots organization based in Pakistani territory – never reachable, wholly beyond our ability to control or solve – has anything to do with “Afghanistan’s” problems. They’re going to say “we can’t let Afghanistan fall apart like Iraq,” although our first move in Afghanistan was to install a truculent, overtly partisan Pashtun who did everything in his power to prevent regional Tajik and Uzbek warlords from getting wrapped into the official security apparatus.
When a region has a problem, and that problem is a longstanding crisis of confidence in a population’s political leadership, owing to that leadership being perceived as a bunch of crooks who’ve sold out to various Western powers over the last century (Britain, America, France, Russia), the symptom is an outraged local movement focused inwardly, and interested primarily in isolating itself from foreign-minded politicians, as well as foreign countries’ influence. In Afghanistan that was the Taliban. In Iraq and Syria, obviously, the “people” have flocked to extremist organizations like al Nusra, ISIS, the Mahdi militias, and similar outfits. In America, it’s the libertarian party and the Tea Party – tired of America’s continued hyper-involvement in other countries’ domestic squabbles (the Western power to which we’ve sold out, according to party members, is ourselves – American politicians and big business, as represented by Mitt Romney and Hillary Clinton).

Advocates of ongoing military intervention in Afghanistan, and expanded intervention in Iraq, and propping up regimes like Yemen’s, and the type of meaningless, low-level provocation in Ukraine that will only encourage Putin to take more in the months and years to come, and selling out protests like the student demonstrations in Hong Kong – advocates of violence as a means of solving external local problems would have you believe that their method will resolve movements like the Taliban, and ISIS. That by killing over years and decades, we can kill enough of the people that oppose us that the opposition will simply vanish, and in its place will be compliant and responsible citizens who are friendly (or at least neutral) to our political system, to the West.

This way of thinking is naïve in the extreme. In no culture ever have people have been whipped or bullied into submission. It’s never happened. There have been events where this type of behavior between cultures escalated to the point where one side essentially annihilated the other, or demonstrated its willingness to do so – but I don’t think anyone’s advocating that America or the West exterminate the populations of nations where significant portions of the population hate us, replacing those populations with American or European settlers. Even if this were practical or possible, the act itself would damn us more completely than our lazy and casual large-scale murder campaigns have over the last decade.

So why are we staying in Afghanistan? Only the most tortured, rhetorically disingenuous flip-flopper could contort our accomplishments in that war-torn land to the point where our continued presence makes any kind of sense for our strategic interests, or those of our European allies. Saying that “The Afghans” want us there is similarly misguided – the product of deeply blinkered reports from Kabul and Mazir-e-Sharif, or the product of those think-tank and consulting groups whose diseased minds were responsible for getting us into that mess in the first place.

And if it feels like what we’re doing in staying is “stabilizing” Afghanistan, take a look at SIGAR’s website. If stability is demonstrating to the Afghan people and the rest of the world that we can’t manage tens of billions of dollars on boondoggles and graft, then, yes, we’ve achieved a ton of stability in Afghanistan recently.

But if not – if we haven’t actually stabilized the country – if what we’ve done instead is committed ourselves to a longer, more explosive slide into violence than anything we’ve seen in the Middle East so far – if staying in Afghanistan is just deferring the inevitable, as well as adding to an expense bill we can scarce afford at home – well, then why are we doing it? Is this actually the best idea we have, the status quo? Are we so bankrupt of creativity and intellectual power that we’re just kind of riding it out, seeing what happens? This is the worst type of intellectual dishonesty, and Potemkin governance. But it’s what we expect from ourselves –no surprise it’s what we expect from others. If only the populations of these other countries would cooperate with us, instead of hating us.

Adrian Bonenberger

Adrian Bonenberger is a writer. He published his war memoirs, Afghan Post, through The Head and The Hand Press.

2 Comments
  1. The Baburnama, a truly remarkable little book written about the time Islam arrived, shows how Afghanistan sorts itself out, long before the word Afghanistan had been invented. Well worth the read.
    What is the USA still doing in Afghanistan? Same reason we’re in eleventy-dozen other nations. Keeping an eye on the madness. Last time we intervened, we called them the Muj and they operated out of refugee camps like Jalozai, a place I know rather well. Or somewhat earlier, the Hmong, in Laos, another people I know. Once, the Haqqani fought for the Americans. Shir e-Panjshir fought for us, too. We forgot them and especially with Shir e-Panjshir. Usama bin Ladin made sure to murder him before 9/11. America was left with Karzai, a contemptible, wretched little creature, I’m sure he’s clinically depressed. Now Afghanistan has become Teryaakstan, worse than Colombia ever was, completely dominated by the heroin trade. And weapons. And dollars. All those bribes carried around in those little briefcases have furnished paper dollars for every marketplace between Tehran and Thailand.

    See, all the good fighters used to fight for us, when we paid them. As anyone who’s been into the Hindu Kush from either side knows, you don’t buy loyalty there. You rent it. Pakistan is not America’s good buddy. They’ve got nukes and they protected UBL right in the heart of Abbotabad. Might as well have the most wanted man in the world living just off the USMA campus where Thayer Road turns into Main Street.

    So, there’s your answer. We’re stupid, sure. But it’s not pointless. Oh no. Leaving those mujahideen behind was to make Dr. Frankenstein’s mistake. He also made a creature he didn’t love. The results were inconclusive in the novel. But in Afghanistan, bad as things are, we will definitely not repeat that mistake.

    The one good thing to come from the Amriki arriving in Afghanistan: all those refugees left those camps in Pakistan – and they did not come back. But should the Taliban come to power, they will again make war upon each other and the camps at Jalozai will fill right back up again. That’s my yardstick.

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