There Will Be No Irish Pennants
“Discipline organizes an analytical space.” [1]
Field Day & Inspection.
Windows shut blinds open half-mast. Sinks will be bleached, faucets are to be
pointed outward, and aligned. The toilet paper roll will be full. The shower handle
will be left facing directly down towards the shower floor. Waste basket will be
empty, cleaned out with no stains or markings, set between the secretary and the
window, where the front corner meets, farthest from the door.
Beds will be made showing eighteen inches of white; six beneath and twelve above
the fold. The ends will be neatly tucked at a 45 degree angle. One pillow will be
folded once and tucked in the pillow case.
A shoe display will be at the foot of the bed and will consist of one pair of jungle
boots, one pair of combat boots, go-fasters and shower shoes, in this order. All
laced left over right.
Each lock will be fastened on each locker and secretary, all set to ‘0.’
Inside one wall locker, hanging up there will be: one all-weather coat, one wolly
pully sweatshirt, one service ‘A’ blouse, two long sleeve khaki shirts—pressed
with the arms folded inward, four short sleeve khaki shirts, three cammie blouses,
two pair of green trousers, three pair of cammie trousers, and one pair of dress blue
trousers, in this order. All shirts will be pressed and buttoned up. All trousers will
be pressed and folded over. All clothing will hang facing right. All hangers will
face inwards, separated uniformly by one inch. On the shelf inside the locker,
starting at the inner most edge, there will be six green skivvy shirts and three white
skivvy shirts—folded into six-by-six squares, six pair of underwear folded three
times, six pair of black boot socks, folded once.
The markings will be last name, first name, middle initial, stamped on white tape,
no ink spots or bleeding. All collared shirts will be marked centered on the collar;
on all trousers and belts on the left inseam, upside down so when folded over they
read right side up. On all underwear markings will be centered along the rear
waistband. On all socks markings will be on the top of the left sock. All covers
will be marked on the left inner rim.
On top of the wall locker covers will be placed, from left to right as staring at the
wall locker, one barracks cover with service skin, one piss cover, one utility
cover—pressed and without Irish pennants.
Irish pennants are not permitted.
Stand up straight. Arms to your side, thumbs along the seams of the trousers,
shoulders back, chin up. Heels and knees together, with feet pointed outwards at a
45 degree angle.
Eyes. Click.
Ears. Open.
Attention.
[1] Michel Foucault. Discipline and punish. 143
[2] Two faucets in each barracks room.
[3] Irish Pennants are loose threads or strings coming out from the stitching.
