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The terrorist sat down at the cafe at a quarter to one. She had always been punctual. Beneath her clothing was a bomb…

Since getting back from deployment, Frank had gone soft. He was still a massive block of muscle, but the edges had ro…

Okay—let me set the record straight. It started as a bunch of rumors first, before we lost control of it. But it real…

“We hear the Iraqi army is systematically blowing up buildings in downtown Kuwait City. If the architecture in Kuwait…

I have confused the bombs that were in the desert with those birth control devices implanted in the uterus Forgive me…

the secret life of simon & the whale the boy inches close to the water &…

“So, you feel the earth rotating under your feet?” As Specialist Torres grasped tightly to the doorframe of the CO’s …

Excerpted from the collection Black Coffee by Daniel Ford, September Sky Press, June 2019. “Are we ever going …

Gwen Stefani Knows How to Get Everything I Want It takes a misdelivered Cosmo to finally understand what I want and h…

The shine and swagger of a new day. Great Recession? Not Houston. And yet, and yet there had been a speed bump in Se…

For the amputees of Walter Reed Army Hospital, Segways were the new fad. It had become common to see roving gangs of …

Parade the Beef “I declare this meat tasty and fit for human consumption.” – President of the Mess, CLR-27, Lan…

In Which I Serve as Outside Reader on General Petraeus’s Dissertation [The current version of the Army’s Field …

victory conditions My father taught me to say I love you every time you stood in the door left for school went to wor…

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